1. This convo just happened…

    So, these shoes were on my favorite blog, thebloggess, so I sent them to my boyfriend just to brighten his day. The conversation below legit happened.

    C: I can’t imagine anyone actually wearing them. Why do they exist?

    H: I don’t know. I think for rich taxidermists? Or porn stars..

    C: Porn stars have more class than that. KKK wives.

    H: *future* KKK wives. Some kind of mating ritual

    C: KKK Wives should be a reality show

    C: The Real Housewives of Backwoods Alabama

     
  2.  How to have the BEST Valentine’s Day Date EVER!

     
  3. There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, I don’t know many of them.
    — Sylvia Plath